Gene: [at dinner] Mmm… yummy!
Me: Is that yummy in your tummy?
Gene: Yum yum tummy!
Me: [watching the Olympics] Gene, can you say U-S-A?
Me: Close enough.
Me: Here’s your breakfast, kiddo.
Gene: Mmm, toast!
Me: No, that’s a waffle.
Me: Fine, eat your toast.